The Comeback King
He’s back again, with tariffs high,
Riding a rocket through darkened sky.
“Make imports pay!” his rallying call,
Whilst mixing cement, re-building the wall.
Across the seas, he stirs the mess,
No women in charge, not a single dress.
Oil prices spike, but he doesn’t care,
He’s got golf, and orange hair to prepare.
Ukraine? he shrugs, “Hey, I tried!”
Zelensky sighs, Putin wide-eyed.
A deal in the works? We’re all friends here?
“No winner yet?”, Trump grinning ear to ear.
Back at home, he turns to Musk,
“Cut the waste – I trust, we trust.”
Defense, spend more? Elon gets loud,
Kim Jong-un now feeling proud.
So yes, he’s back, in legal fights,
With winks and laughs, “No jail tonight.”
With pardons prepped, as free as air,
Stormy Daniels – “Does no one care?.”
And as for rules, just break a few
No cap on terms? will four do?
With tweets revived and headlines bold,
The Kings returned – brash and bold.
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