The Return of the President

The Comeback King He’s back again, with tariffs high,Riding a rocket through darkened sky.“Make imports pay!” his rallying call,Whilst mixing cement, re-building the wall. Across the seas, he stirs the mess,No women in charge, not a single dress.Oil prices spike, but he doesn’t care,He’s got golf, and orange hair to prepare. Ukraine? he shrugs, “Hey,... Continue Reading →

Carp, Chaos, and Cheesy Chips

“It’s called fishing, not catching”, suggested one of the lads ‘Buzz, Buzz’ – it’s 5am and so off I go to Makins for 10 hours fishing with fishing legend Lee Le Tree in Nuneaton.  “We’ll get you a bend in the rod no worries”, he promised. And so armed with bags, trollies, poles, bags, more... Continue Reading →

Pauls five minute poems – No AI allowed

I like writing poems,Most are poor,I’ll post them here weekly,You can offer a score. A simple process,I boil the kettle,In less than 5 minutesTo test I'm not mental? Corned Beef - A mans delight. So picture the scene,It’s twelve fourteen,It’s lunchtime soon,You know what I mean? I’ve done the toast,And buttered it twice,The biscuits are... Continue Reading →

The Eulogy I Never Wrote

When someone close to you dies everything changes. You can feel the death and loss very deeply and as such, writing a eulogy is a daunting task for anyone. As the pressure mounts as the time gets closer, you start to think harder about what's been asked of you, and when your feeling low and... Continue Reading →

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